Dedicated to Pardesi: Arz kiya hai......

While (Pardesi != pissed)
{
Tujhe SB pe jo dekha,
dil mera lattu kho gaya
Tu aage aage chal di,
main peeche peeche ho liya

Koi mujhe bataye, koi to samjhaye;
SRK ki, tujhe KA(LA)NK kyun bhaye?
Confuing si, lage District 9;
par tu kahe use, bhai mighty fine

Teri favorite Kai Lung.
main padhte padhte so gaya.

[chorus]
Tujhe SB pe jo dekha,
dil mera lattu kho gaya
Tu aage aage chal di,
main peeche peeche ho liya
[/chorus]

Tere jaisa, aur koi na hoga;
game na khele, Xbox pe kare jo yoga
But its not shocking, and no surprise;
Since your best friend, is apna Doga. (I know, it doesn't make sense, but nothing else was rhyming)

3I pe ladhte ladhte,
main khud hi idiot ho gaya
Tum, Ach, Sak, sab jhagde,
ban main NG se ho gaya

[chorus]
Tujhe SB pe jo dekha,
dil mera lattu kho gaya
Tu aage aage chal di,
main peeche peeche ho liya
[/chorus]
}

Just in case you didn't notice, it was written by a computer engr, while on job.