Today's 13 Most Irritating Female Celebrities

Once every teenage boy’s greatest fantasy, Britney Spears not only proved herself to be quite a crazy hillbilly, but she also really let herself go. It wasn’t her beautiful singing voice that made her famous, it was the fact that she was super hot, but now she can’t stop shoving Cheetos into her mouth. Normal women don’t have the infinite availability or finances to stay fit with the best in the business, but she can’t be bothered.

This was especially evident when she paraded her bloated belly and cottage cheese butt around the stage while lip-synching in a black bra and panties on the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. In fact, Britney Spears continues to wear clothing that would have fit her perfect in 1998; unfortunately, it’s 2010 and she is now clearly offending public decency laws in 16 U.S. states.

Kristen Stewart compared getting her photograph taken by the paparazzi to getting raped. Need I say more? This miserable actress scoffs at the millions of Twilight fans and consistently speaks negatively of the Twilight franchise, as she clearly deserves more serious dramatic roles. Yeah, she’s the next Meryl Streep, if Meryl Streep was a homely looking chick who couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. If only the studios would get up the nerve to simply recast her, then the public would never have to set eyes on this ungrateful little ass ever again. And she’s in some serious denial if she thinks anyone would even notice she was missing, not if Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are still on the screen.

Semi-decent looking Katherine Heigl has quite a lucrative television and film career going for her. However, with the bridges she burns on a regular basis, it is likely that this self-righteous actress will not be invading our screens for much longer. Not only did she bash current Hollywood heavyweights Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow for being sexist following her breakout performance in Knocked Up, but she also publically insulted the writing on Grey’s Anatomy, the show that made her a household name for millions of viewers. Heigl once also complained about her television shooting schedule, stating that it was “a 17-hour day, which I think is cruel and mean.” She failed to mention this schedule was only set to accommodate her movie commitments! Perhaps karma is already on to her in a big way, as her movie Killers, was a critical and commercial bomb.

The most irritating thing about Victoria Beckham may be the omnipresent frown on her face. She rose to fame as one of the tone deaf singers from the Spice Girls. After the girl group fad ended, she presumably would have faded into the sunset. But then she scored herself a handsome, rich, and talented footballer, and immediately joined the entitled British wealthy class. Mrs. Beckham immediately became the de facto leader of the “WAGs”, or wives and girlfriends of footballers, an irritating movement wherein glorified groupies flaunt their significant others’ riches.

Currently, she is guiding the fashion sensibilities of others, working as a “designer” and running her own fashion label.

This new star on the music scene has taken music to another level of irritating stupidity. Her hit “Tik Tok” has groundbreaking lyrics like, “And now the dudes are lining up ‘cause they hear we got swagger/But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger.” With lyrics like that, does it matter that she writes her own songs? I saw a more creative dog licking his butt at the park yesterday. Did you notice that she spells her name with a dollar sign? Ke$ha has no discernable talent whatsoever, and does not appear to own a shower. Ke$ha is simply some dumb skank (see recent photograph released of her topless, with an interesting substance on her chest) who keeps her hair over her face because she looks surprisingly similar to an unattractive teenage boy. Can we please label her a one hit wonder and put her down already?

Megan Fox is undeniably hot. However, it is equally true that this insufferably bad actress is a complete moron. They say that beauty is only skin-deep, and below the surface of the gorgeous Mrs. Brian Austin Green, there is a whole load of nothingness. She got herself kicked off of the new Transformers movie by its director, Michael Bay, after comparing him to the biggest maniac of the 20th century, Adolf Hitler. Because slightly overworking spoiled actors while directing a big action movie is similar to killing millions upon millions of people in concentration camps solely because of their religion. In fairness to Megan, she is clearly an idiot and probably doesn’t even know that the Holocaust happened.

Still don’t think she’s an irritating imbecile? Just check out the tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her forearm. Sorry, you’re no Marilyn, sweetie.

A cute, freckly little girl straight from the dungeons of Disney, Lindsay Lohan and her equally bonkers family have completely monopolized the tabloids over the past few years. Quite frankly, does anyone feel sorry for this little waste-of-space anymore? Drug-addled Lindsay Lohan was on the cusp of A-list movie stardom before she threw it all away on booze, cocaine, and who knows what else. Plus, this delusional mess seems to think that she’s above the law, blatantly ignoring court orders, missing depositions, and driving while impaired, amongst her many other violations to human decency. But there is good news to anyone who had 2010 in the Lindsay-Lohan-Appearing-In-Softcore-Porn Pool, as she will be starring in the Linda Lovelace bio picture, Inferno.

The other 6 are Hedi Montag, Tori Spelling, Sarah J. Parker, Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne and of finally, of course added only just to make the list relevant, Lady Gaga.

SOURCE: Standard Madness