Dabangg premiere!

Ahh, I love premieres. A time for film watching. A time for celebrating the industry. A time for every C and D-lister to make his presence felt. Dabangg also didn't disappoint!

First up is of course Salman Khan who still dresses the way we did in the 80s. Very modest, you see. Along with Junior Shotgun, Sonakshi Sinha.  After the premiere, she is heading straight to perform in a Medieval Times dinner and tournament show.

If the Bachchans can parade around, why not the Sinhas? Daddy and Mommy Sinha in attendance-

The vampire's human name is Luv Sinha. They have to blend in and make people take as little notice as possible. Not a problem for Luv.

If the kurta made from a circus tent didn't give her away, that is the beautiful Juhi Chawla of the 90's. Can we invent a time machine solely to go find the curly haired cutie Juhi Chawla again? This is Juhi Chawla looking like Juhi Chawla's mother.  Dia Mirza snuck in close to Juhi to get into the picture, I suspect.

Minisha Lamba- this pic is solely for Kunal.  Gustakhi Maaf, the rest of you.  I learned that phrase from Drona. If you keep your eyes and ears open, there is education everywhere!

Since we were on the topic of hideous, can't forget Farah Khan and her wife Sirish.  Ripped bell-bottoms are so sexy, aight.

Miss Piggy, I mean Zarine Khan. Conspicuous by her absence, one Ms. Katrina Kaif.

Still on the topic of hideous, here is Boney Kapoor, with his daughters.

Ekta Kapoor was the smartest of the bunch. With the monsoon rains, at least she came wearing a raincoat.  Only thing missing was sunglasses to guard her from Jitendra's blinding outfit.

Jackie Shroff, otherwise only spotted in Speedos.  So what if he looks like a bum roaming the streets of Iraq, it's still an improvement. Go Jackie!

Bipasha Basu. I don't know why she's wearing clothes either. Maybe she came back from a temple visit? Curious and rare sighting.

 Garam Dharam. Even I have no insults.  The man looks awesome at 150 years of age.

Yash Chopra escaped from the house when Adi turned his eye for a moment. He was locked in the same dungeon Rani Mukherjee is.

Now pics of the random riffraff. Scroll down and enjoy.

Sanjay Kapoor and Maheep Kapoor. Bhavna Pandey, Chunky's wife, and unidentified guest 

Pooja Batra

Sonali Bendre and Goldie Behl, infamous for making Drona

 Arora sisters, India's Paris Hiltons, professional partyers

Sushmita Sen came thinking it was job fair. Technically it is. Depends on how much sucking up she can do with Salman.

And now for the grand finale. Drum roll please.  This gay guy gets into the marathon post for sheer effort. Hundreds of hours in the gym, man boobs, special shopping.. I cannot deny him.  Upon much google surfing, I realized this guy is Yash Birla! But never mind. He is still more famous for his manboobs than his name.  Only person he can't beat is Midget Khan himself.

And now for India's Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka Cat Lady.  Parmeshwar Godrej, who also at 150 years old needs to take some tips from Garam Dharam.