So Aamir has signed on to do Dhoom 3 – rewind back to Dhoom 2!

Reading the news of Aamir signing on to do Dhoom 3, and also that Katrina would be in the film led to a flashback to my attempt to see Dhoom2!

I watched this one in installments. The first 15 minutes go by -
1. Thief defies laws of Physics and para drops right onto a moving train, landing with his feet firmly planted
2. The queen coincidentally has a long face and beaked nose just like the thief – what was he, her long lost son or something?

3. The queen has guards that fire bullets made of India rubber, unable to penetrate a surfboard – the thief can deflect them one after the other using said surfboard.
4. One qualification to be the queen’s security guard is inability to shoot straight – said guards cannot shoot at a man who is hooked up to the train and being pulled behind it on a surf board.
5. The thief has a supernatural surfboard that can cross over train tracks and go from side to side. Wait – maybe it can deflects bullets too?
6. The thief then surfboards away among sand dunes – is the surfboard motorized? we are now 5 – 6 minutes into the film…
7. cut to a hot number with lots of hip grinding dance moves, muscled thief and scantily clad babes and all…
8. cut to a boat onto which a motorcycle lands and stops just like that. Sat up and took notice of some Uday Chopra dialogs
9. Two bad guys have guns drawn on him and they wait, and they wait, and they wait
10. A jet ski comes out from UNDER water, flies sky high and lands on the boat and stops just like that. ACP Jai rides it with his hair unruffled
11. Is the boat an aircraft carrier?
12. People stand around and shoot at each other, now no one even makes a pretense of ducking.
13. Amidst all the shooting and standing around the phone rings and some Bangla conversation starts.
This queen – he/she was the ugliest royal I have ever seen (and you know that feat is actually pretty hard to accomplish) – but then of course in Dhoom 3 Mr. A will turn out to be her illegitimate son and so they had to resemble each other! I watch a bit more to catch the most beautiful woman but no appearance yet.. In the meantime


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