DHARMA PRODUCTIONS OFFICE
CIRCA 2009
While designing men’s fashion, hosting TV shows, and throwing parties, KARAN JOHAR had a few hours extra one day when despite frequent calls and texts to SRK, he remained uninvited to Mannat.
He had the brilliant idea to use this bonus time wisely and summoned a lackey. Appeared SIDDHARTH MALHOTRA-
SID: You called, Sir?
KJo: Sid, it’s time for Dharma to venture out. To make an impact on the world. To show what we’re made of. We at Dharma are always forging ahead.
SID: You are right, KJo. Your MNIK is going to save Islam. You are the finest director in India. You are also the best dressed and you are also thin now.
KJo: That is true. My time is very valuable indeed. That is why you should make our next film for us. I will only produce.
JOHAR and MALHOTRA excitedly begin a brainstorming session. Suddenly MALHOTRA has a light bulb blink in his head-
SID: I’ve got it. I know what’s next. After loving your family, loving gays, loving others’ wives, we will take the next illustrious step, loving your souten. Voila.
KJo: You make me proud. You have learned well. Let’s get to work.
SID: Let’s make both women live together.
KJo: How is that possible? We only want realistic, subtle stories here at Dharma. Okay, let’s give one of them cancer. The other one can move in to help her.
SID: By golly, you are a genius, KJo. How did you come up with something so amazing?
KJo: I have been thinking of this for 20 years, Sid.
SID: But now I recall seeing something like this before. I can’t remember exactly. Oh yeah, there is that Hollywood movie Stepmom!
KJo: * GASP *
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